Total Medals Earned: 812 (From 101 different games.) Total Medal Score: 13,080 Points
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
...or hell, hit every single one.
Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.
Medals Earned: 2/2 (150/150 points)
Survive 40 rounds.
Do it without turrets.
Medals Earned: 11/16 (180/480 points)
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)
Medals Earned: 7/8 (125/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Medals Earned: 7/18 (85/240 points)
Destroy the Castle
Kill the Kraken in under 7 seconds
Kill the pirates in under 3 seconds
Kill the royal family
Kill the sea snakes in under 7 seconds
Find 10 treasures
Kill the hydra in under 8 seconds
Crush the air ship in under 4 seconds
Kill 25 Angel Archers
Destroy the Cathedral
Kill the dragon in under 7 seconds
Kill the Dragon Worm in under 6 seconds
Kill 500 fishes
Crush 175 ships
Kill 20 Unicorns
Kill 200 bats
Kill 22 Harpies
Kill 70 angel musicians
Medals Earned: 8/12 (300/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the Boeing 747
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 6/16 (35/90 points)
Thanks for purchasing our new OS!
Monkeh, monkeh.
Don't harass me its just a reference!
Purchase an item!
He watches...
"There's nobody here."
See your new pet fish!
Ur PC is slow
You don't have one.
Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
Uh oh!
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01
Medals Earned: 4/4 (125/125 points)
Take the easy way out.
That's quite a busy reign
Kinghood suxx
Grab your piece of eternal kingship
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/80 points)
Who gives a damn about credits? You do!!!
Viewed all the submissions in a single loop.
Medals Earned: 5/10 (50/105 points)
Mute the music
Play the dress up game on the main menu.
Got everything right in the quiz.
Completed the quiz!